Comic Strips 漫畫： 看牙
Please read the comic strips and write a joke.
Post the assignment here with the last 3 digits of your school number
Post the assignment here with the last 3 digits of your school number
and your first name . (e.g. 099小文)
1. Post a comment 2. Name/URL
Please note:
You should not use the direct quotes.
Use your own words to tell the joke.
You can make up the person's name, for example,
a farmer Jerry Huang.
1. Post a comment 2. Name/URL
Please note:
You should not use the direct quotes.
Use your own words to tell the joke.
You can make up the person's name, for example,
a farmer Jerry Huang.
Comments
Xiao-long: Ma, why did you name me Xiao-long (a small dragon)?
Mother: Because when I was pregnant with you, I dreamed of a small
dragon.
Xiao-long: Oh! I see. . .But, but, but, if what you dreamed of was not
a small dragon, but a small pig, then . . .
ask aboout charge for a tooth.
Dentist says 250 dollars for a tooth. John says dat's too expensive 4 a tooth. So the dentist says pay more service will be more.Them dentist says it will takes only 100 dollars but without
anaesthe. John think dat's alright.
So the dentist ask his name 4 appoiontment. Than John says It's 4
his wife Amy Hunang.
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A: Which do you prefer, a window seat or an aisle seat?
B: I always prefer a window seat.
A: Why?
B: In case some bad thing happen I can jump out from it
The dentist answered: “It was 250 dollars for a tooth.”
Jim thought that so much for one tooth.
If he want a cheaper service, without anesthetic just for 100 dollars.
That’s great thing, then Jim made an appointment.
The dentist asked his name.
Jim said that it’s for his wife, Amy Huang.
Jim said: “How much did I change for pulling out a tooth here?
The dentist said that it was 250 dollars for a tooth
Jim felt so much for one tooth
Then the dentist told Jim a way to solve if Jim wanted a cheaper service, could go without anesthetic just for 100 dollars!
So Jim was happy and made an appointment
When dentist asked Jim’s name, he told the dentist it was for his wife, Amy Huang
Jason asked the dentist how much it cost for pulling out a tooth
The dentist said 250 dollars for a tooth. But Jason thought that was to expensive.
The dentist advised him that could do without anaesthetic, it cost 150 cheaper.
Jason agreed with the dentist’s advice and would have an appointment.
“Ok! Your name, please: said the dentist
Jason answered” It is for my wife, Amy Huang”
Jim wanted to pulling his tooth and asked the dentist how much for pulling out
a tooth here. The dentist told him it was 250 dollars for a tooth. Jim felled to expensive. The dentist told Jim if you want cheap price we could without anesthetic
that is just for 100 dollars. Ok, we want to made an appointment. The dentist asks Jim what is his name? Jim told the dentist it’s for his wife Any Huangl.
John wants to ask how much is pulling out a tooth at John’s clinic, it’s 250 dollars for a tooth. But Chris thinks is too much expensive. John asks Chris “If you wants a cheaper service you can go without an aesthetic, just for 100 dollars!
Afterward, Chris think is the best deal and make an appointment.
When Chris asks John what’s his name, Chris say it’s for his wife Mary Huang.
The dentist: It’s have to spent 250 dollars here.
A man: It’s too much for just one tooth.
The dentist: I have a cheaper proposal. If you can use no anesthesia ,
You just pay 100 dollars for a tooth.
A man :Perfect . I accept this one.
The dentist : OK . And what’s your name?
A man: It’s my wife ,Tina Chang.
The dentist: …………
The doctor say only 250$ for a tooth. But the doctor add the information about without anaesthetic just for 100$ !! The man accept this deal. By the way the tooth is his wife.
Allen: How much is pulling out the tooth at your clinic.
Dentist: One tooth is two hundred and fifty dollars.
Allen: Oh…it’s too much.
Dentist: Ok, we have a cheaper service. If you don’t want to pay much money, you can use no anesthetic. One tooth is only one hundred dollars.
Allen: Oh… great, I want to make an appointment for my wife.
Dentist: For your wife? ...Um…Ok!!
He asked to a dentist how much about it? “
It cost 250 dollars about pulling the tooth” the dentist answered the question. He thinked its too expensive to afford.
The dentist said that “if you want a cheaper service, we could go without anaesthetic, just for 100 dollars.”
So Tom decided to make an anaesthetic.
But pulling the tooth was not Tom instead of his wife Mrs. Huang.
He asked the dentist how much it will cost for pulling out a tooth
. The dentist told Daniel each tooth will cost about $250 dollar
. He thinks the price was over charge alittle so the Doc told him it will cost only $100 without the morphine. Daniel satisfiely make a appointment for his wife
John got to the dentist,
he ask dentist if he want to pulling out a tooth,
how much it cost?
The dentist told John about expense that is 250 dollars
for a tooth, the dentist told John if he want to a cheaper service,
Just without anaesthetic can supply for 100 dollars.
Then, John happily makes appointment with dentist.
When the dentist ask his name, John said that it’s not for him.
It’s for his wife. Then dentist embarrassed full of his face.
He asked the dentist how much it will cost for pulling out a tooth
. The dentist told Daniel each tooth will cost about $250 dollar
. He thinks the price was over charge alittle so the Doc told him it will cost only $100 without the morphine. Daniel satisfiely make a appointment for his wife.
He ask the dentist how much to pulling out a tooth.
The dentist said "250 dollars for a tooth."
The man thinks is too expensive.
Then the dentist told the man he could go without anaesthetic for 100 dollars
The man agree with the appointment.
But the man wouldn.t pulling out a tooth.
It’s his wife!!
He asked the dentist how much do you chase for pulling out a tooth.
The dentist said it's 250 dollars for a tooth.
Sam thought it's too expensive.
And the dentist said we can go without anaesthetic if you want a cheaper service.Just for 100 dollars.
Sam felt great.And he made an appointment for his wife.
Dr. Wu told him it should be 250 dollars for a tooth.
Bob though it cost too much and he wanted to ask a lower price.
Dr. Wu answered him it’s ok to had a lower price, but it would be without anaesthetic only 100 dolars.
Bob thought it was a great price so he decided to had a appointment.
When Dr. Wu asked his name, It was for his wife but not for himself.
Dr. Wu told him it should be 250 dollars for a tooth.
Bob though it cost too much and he wanted to ask a lower price.
Dr. Wu answered him it’s ok to had a lower price, but it would be without anaesthetic only 100 dolars.
Bob thought it was a great price so he decided to had a appointment.
When Dr. Wu asked his name, It was for his wife but not for himself.
One day in a clinic. A dentist and a patient were talking about how can make the teeth much better. They have different thought.
David asked the dentist how much does a tooth cost? The doctor answer $250. he thought is too expensive to pay it. The doctor said has a cheaper service. Last, he just help her wife to ask it.
The doctor said it’s 250 dollars for a tooth.
John said it is too expensive to pulling out a tooth.
So he told he wants a cheaper service.
The doctor give a $100 service without anesthetic.
Great he said and he wants to make an appointment.
The doctor asked his name to make it.